Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Of oddballs and stalkers

So, started work this week at Media Systems Group and one of my first tasks is to assist in restructuring the organisation. Gosh...why do I always get the FUN jobs...the one that is bound to make everyone LOVE me? The one where I get to tell everyone.."hey, you're taking too long to do your job because there is a better way to do it, or if you didn't waste so much time talking crap on the phone you would have more time for actual WORK you chop..or my favourite one...when are you actually going to WORK?"
Yes...this guaranteed to make me highly popular...but..it seems investigation is what I am good at....and putting things logically is as well. Ah well...just must not forget to put myself into a little block...
So I also have a stalker...this odd young lady..(can you believe) phones me all the time...wants to be my friend...came to do a census and now wants to move in.
Pitches up at wierd times and I have to entertain her...I mean what the heck have I got in common with her...she is half my age, can't contribute much to a conversation...wants to be given stuff..is she crazy? Does she KNOW who she is dealing with here?
Calls me to say goodnight...well...hell...that is just creepy.
Antoine is full of advice...mostly giggles though.
Alfons is outraged. That's good - I like that...maybe I won't feed Puppy and point her out as a snack. Puppy loves me...will eat anything to defend me..especially the food sitting on my lap..it must look DANGEROUS.

Bisous
Sam

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